Look what the Royals did, that was pretty neat.
But every time I blink, Mizzou is getting beat.
It just seems like there’s nothing I can do,
I just want a touchdown, or maybe two.
And with this freshman named Drew Lock,
They’ve quickly turned into a laughing stock.
It’s been three games since an offensive score
And thank God, they didn’t make it four.
I’ll just be here, waiting for a win.
Or at least for the team to find the endzone again.
There are so many weaknesses for the team as a whole
Oh dear lord, NOT ANOTHER FIELD GOAL.
I feel so helpless as a fan of Mizzou.
And I know if I asked, you do too.
These guys make me hang my head and scream
But I’ll still support, they are my team.