Trying Times and Goal Lines

Look what the Royals did, that was pretty neat.

But every time I blink, Mizzou is getting beat.

It just seems like there’s nothing I can do,

I just want a touchdown, or maybe two.

 

And with this freshman named Drew Lock,

They’ve quickly turned into a laughing stock.

It’s been three games since an offensive score

And thank God, they didn’t make it four.

 

I’ll just be here, waiting for a win.

Or at least for the team to find the endzone again.

There are so many weaknesses for the team as a whole

Oh dear lord, NOT ANOTHER FIELD GOAL.

 

I feel so helpless as a fan of Mizzou.

And I know if I asked, you do too.

These guys make me hang my head and scream

But I’ll still support, they are my team.

 

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