Sprots Takes Watches The Notebook

Were you following along with us on Friday? Chances are you might have seen @Wiemerz posting her first time watching “The Notebook” with a bunch of #hottakes.

 

We are not above embedding tweets and recapping them here for your viewing pleasure.

The first plan of attack was to drink as much as possible.

That has never been a problem for us… Whoops.

So we started out the movie with some lovely commentary about the opening credits, talking mad shit on the artistic imagery Nicholas Sparks or the director or the bullshit birds were trying to convey.

Things got a little weird with that one, but no blowjob actually happened. Sorry?

We know, we know. Suddenly there is some comparison between the two “classics”

Can’t really argue with that. Allie is a wasteful bitch. Who wastes ice cream? Well, Lieutenant Dan did… but yeah… other than that? Communists.

Oh shit, the classic line from The Notebook:

Wow someone actually got this dumbass quote tatted on them? #NoRagrets

 

So naturally Wiemerz had to compare it to this line:

jenny

This is some hard hitting cinematic critiquing, y’all.

Well, we got bored sooo….

 

Back to the hard hitting questions… THERE ARE A LOT OF GEESE IN THIS MOVIE SO JUST THINK ABOUT IT AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

 

Break for some more shots, #hottakes and girly chats

It’s the laws of feminism, Allie.

Selfies? Who the fuck is Martha?

 

Hard hitting questions:

WOOOOO! CONRAD FTW!

 

TALK SHIT GET HIT

Oh.

 

Don’t worry, we cried a shit load then drank more vodka and stuff and then took some selfies and made absolutely no sense.

 

But in the end…

 

 

You’re welcome.

 

 

Hit us up on @SprotsTakesWith and let us know what movie we should get drunk and watch this week! (Well… if our livers can handle it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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